Emotionally unavailable? Same. This holographic "If I Had Feelings They'd Be For You" bookmark is peak sarcastic romance — perfect for the reader who's dead inside but still wants something cute. Featuring a skeleton dramatically offering up a heart, it's funny, relatable, and covered in sparkles because even skeletons deserve to shine.
Whether you're gifting this to your emotionally detached bestie, your situationship, or keeping it for yourself, this bookmark says "I care... kind of" in the best way possible.
Details:
– Size: 2x6 inches
– Premium laminated holographic finish (because feelings are overrated but sparkles aren't)
– Printed on thick cardstock for durability
– Perfect as a Valentine's Day gift, Galentine's surprise, anti-romantic gesture, or everyday mood
Handmade note:
Each item is made by hand in the studio, so tiny variations and quirks are normal. Consider them cute proof that a real human made your new favorite bookmark.
Emotionally unavailable? Same. This holographic "If I Had Feelings They'd Be For You" bookmark is peak sarcastic romance — perfect for the reader who's dead inside but still wants something cute. Featuring a skeleton dramatically offering up a heart, it's funny, relatable, and covered in sparkles because even skeletons deserve to shine.
Whether you're gifting this to your emotionally detached bestie, your situationship, or keeping it for yourself, this bookmark says "I care... kind of" in the best way possible.
Details:
– Size: 2x6 inches
– Premium laminated holographic finish (because feelings are overrated but sparkles aren't)
– Printed on thick cardstock for durability
– Perfect as a Valentine's Day gift, Galentine's surprise, anti-romantic gesture, or everyday mood
Handmade note:
Each item is made by hand in the studio, so tiny variations and quirks are normal. Consider them cute proof that a real human made your new favorite bookmark.
